Well met! I am Culann Brehyrion of the Mighty Brigantes Confederacy. Oh, hey...the picture to the left is me, but not dressed specifically as Culann per se. It's just some armor I made that I happen to think is pretty flippin' cool, if I do say so m'self. Special thanks to my friends Nymue Cumhaill and Mubarakin Niall for the mucho-groovis background on my pic. It used to be a bookcase. *chuckle* Right below here is my official plaque/membership card stating that I am indeed the bouncer at Bar O, over in Egyptland. Beware, or my Falcata of Instant Troublemaker Destruction will rain...er...destruction on you. Oh, you wanna SEE it? It's on the next page... Beware, or my Falcata of Instant Troublemaker Destruction will rain...er...destruction on you. Oh, you wanna SEE it? It's on the next page... The music, Basil Polidouris' theme from Conan the Barbarian is courtesy of my Aunty Voluptua Amytas, that dirty old broad. Thanks, V. You rule. Oh, this is pretty fun, too...thanks, Vortigern Aedui. He and I ended up as the same creature, believe it or not, Ripley. I took the What Mythological Creature Are you? test!