Accueillez mes amis! I just knew you'd visit!

I am Michel Nostradamus de Frankisc, a 16th-century French physician and astrologer and inventor. I scry for predictions. My predictions are written in four-line verses called quatrains. Skeptics of my work consider my prophecies gibberish; with others seeing my predictions as muddled and obscure. These people are obviously delusional. My prophecies have stood the test of time and are still widely read and interpreted to this day!

While I am prepared to give predictions to people, I will do so at my own descretion and though many may ask, I will divine only when time allows.

Déni: Veuillez se rendre compte que tandis que je peux pouvoir te donner une prophétie, cette prophétie est jusqu'à votre propre interprétation. Je ne suis pas omniscient. On n'a pas besoin d'être psychique pour savoir cela. Le lecteur est donc encouragé à établir tous les avis décentrés préconçus et à apprécier mes prévisions dans l'esprit de la bonne volonté, de la paix et du divertissement. Merci.

Disclaimer: Harmful if taken seriously - Internal consumption of this elixir may cause delusions of grandure, schizophrenia, multiple personality disorder, sociopathic tendencies, social disfunction, paranoid persecutory beliefs, irrationality and extreme monomania, excessive meglomania, malignant narcissism, compulsive lying, superciliousness and hubris indicating overconfident pride, arrogance and associated disorders leading to a lack of humility, dumb ignorance of contrary intelligence and/or the refusal to recognize it. Frequent abuse may cause the consumer to repeatedly utter the words 'my legacy to Ancient Worlds' and 'after all I have done for this site.' When taken in conjunction with other medications, this elixir may induce pathological sychophacy.
***Warning: Constains nuts and/or trace elements of nuts.
***Handy for killing wasps, sock puppets and other parasites - can also be used to clean pond scum from the soles of the feet.