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Claudia's Journals

The Spa Journal of Laurels Curius General May 26 , 2004 Laurels Triumphant I have just eaten the meal of a lifetime. Lettuce -- hah! Parsley -- hah! My favorite course has to have been the roasted dormice in poppy seed-hon... ...more

 

Welcome to the spa, Miss Curius! Your slightest wish is our command. I, your personal pool boy, am standing by night and day to bring you fresh towels, peel grapes and pour wine, and pick things up off the floor for you.

If you need extra help, my colleague here will be at your beck and call:

Your Etruscan masseuse and chef is Caila Cilnial.

Musicians are standing by to serenade you:

Feel free to introduce yourself to some of our other distinguished guests:

As you can see, your friends have been sending messengers with tokens of their affection.

Top Five Advantages to Having a Bad Back 5). Someone else will have to stoop to clean out the cat box. 4). You can finally drop that kickboxing class. 3). Strangers think you look remarkably youthful for such a decrepit old lady. 2). Husband looks pleasingly subservient as he kneels to tie your shoes. 1). Two words: new duckies.

Laurels Curius A Poem by Senex Caecilius Dear Laurels went missing in action; I hope she's not somewhere in traction! A speedy return, For which we all yearn, Would give us the most satisfaction. We know she's resilient and plucky; The gods will respond, if we're lucky. Restore her to us Without further fuss... For everyone that would be ducky!

For a surprise, click here!

Haiku By Porciae Porcius A day at the spa Is our gift to you, Laurels You've deserved it, gal.

Click on this card to find a surprise:

Need a tissue, after all that?

 

A complimentary cocktail awaits you on the terrace. 

There's time for a dip in the pool before dinner. And as always, honeyed dates are free for the taking. Enjoy your stay!

This Domus has been built by the Arachnid Web Construction Corporation (a subsidiary of Arachne's Web) and was contributed to by the following Friends of Laurels, in random, anarchic, and chaotic order:

Caileadair Etana
Artemisia Papirius
Yehudit Ben Judah
Bithiah Nebet
Reylari Socrates
Izhinawensiwag Sealth
Sankhare Thutmose
Ningyo Minamoto
Tanaquil Sergius
Xtreemli Curius
Savarna Ashoka
Victoria Aedui
Desdemona Eurimedon
Calpurnia Caesar
Senex Caecilius
Ladee Niall
Cyhiraeth Volcae
Frontinus Sempronius
Phoeba Cormac
Porciae Porcius
Anahuarque Coya Yupanqui
Dionysius Horatius
Asenath Amenhotep
Hapshetsut Nebet
Hui li Wu
Lotus Hatakeyama
KatArlff Ui Maine

Courtyard image courtesy of VRoma


We love you, Laurels!

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