
After
providing security with proper identification , and securing a current Egyptian Passport,
all passengers and crew of the Golden Phoenix dismbarking
for AkhetAten are welcome to attend our Wet T-unic Contest.
A
Wet T-unic contest in the desert? Of course! The Aten shines
so brightly here. Besides, after a chariot ride with Prince
Tutankhaten, and meeting the gorgeous Queen Nefertiti, no
doubt you could stand some cooling off.
The
Wet T-unic Contest is to be held on Saturday, October 26.
Contestants
can perform any time after midnight, but must first sign in
at the Contestant's
Corner and pick up their identifying emblems.
When
the last contestant is finished, judges
may begin tallying their votes. Points are to be given as
follows:
3
points for: audience response | grace and poise | rhythm
and music
5
points for: originality | bravery | quality and/or quantity
10
points for: flexibility | choice of tunic to be wetted |
physical response to being wetted
15
points for: judge's response to contestant being wetted
25
points for: historical accuracy
Judges
are not permitted to touch the contestants until after the
contest is over and the votes are tallied, but judges may
accept bribes. Audience members may touch the contestants,
and vice versa, but only if it is consensual. No overwhelmingly
lewd or vulgar behavior is allowed. Violators risk the instant
confiscation of their passports.
Audience
members are encouraged to cheer for their favorite contestants.
Voting
is to be done in private, and must be submitted, via gram,
to the Ka of AzureEyes
by 11:30 EST Saturday night.
The
winner will be announced on Sunday, October 27th.