Drunken Oracle Booth of the Seven Hathors

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Post your questions and the Oracles answer here!

Welcome to the tent of the

Seven Hathor's

Drunken Oracle Booth

Before you enter here is a list of questions previously asked. These questions also prompted the Oracle to lapse into a rage and beat the questioner soundly about the head and face. We suggest, you do not ask her these....

What's the difference between a monkey?
What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
Will my boyfriend ever commit?
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
How many pyramids can you fit in a canopic jar?
4?
If a tree falls in the woods and there is not a soul around, will the bear care?
How many beers fit inside a goddess?
Whoopi Goldberg?

And the 64,000 Sestertii Question!

To Hear a Duck Quack, Press 7

Enter in! Ask your questions and be astounded by the Oracle!

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* Onions Hatshepsut, Apr 11, 2003 - 17:36

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