You can chat, you can rant, having the time of your liff
See that gilr, Witch Banshee, dig up the Typo Queen

Thursday nite and the lites are drunk
Looking out for the site to go
Where they have the right topic, getting in the swing
You go to look for a victim
Anybody could be that guy
Nite is young and the topic's hot
With a bit of wrong pic, everybody is riled
Your in the mood for a flame
And when you get the ban...

You are the Typo Queen, "young and sweet", really seventyone
Typo Queen, feel the beat of the keyboard keys
You can chat, you can rant, having the time of your liff
See that gilr, Witch Banshee, dig up the Typo Queen

Your a flamer, you turn 'em on
Leave them burning and then your gon
Looking out 4 another, anyone will do
Your in the mood for a flame
And when you get the ban...

You are the Typo Queen, "young and sweet", really seventyone
Typo Queen, feel the beat of the keyboard keys
You can chat, you can rant, having the time of your liff
See that gilr, Witch Banshee, dig up the Typo Queen