I see that these excuses for minions have not come with their best gifts... but with trickery and cheap clones of what one should present to their superiors.

*offering a bow before coming to her knees* Fortunately, I am not such a foolish woman as these. *Clapping her hands, servants bring forth her gifts*

For Mistress Cornellia, He who is known for his most attentive nature to beautiful Texan women.


For Mistress Julia, I bring you the humble offer of Swedish massage and this trained servant for your personal enjoyment.


Lady Bryce, This kind gentleman has offered to lead your Tech Squad so that you no longer need to suffer over your coding.


For Lady Apil, I have no fine man for you... as I know they follow you everywhere, my dear woman. I just dont know how you do it... but I bring you these as a token of my admiration.


For Maria,I have commanded this to be built at your domus.


For Decius, I bring you this from the man himself. An all access pass to his home. I wont tell you how I managed to get it. *winks*