Do you realize how painful it would be to ride a goat bareback? Those things are nothing but skin and bone! I suppose they don't make saddles for the stinky creatures, so I guess it can be done. Can I at least have a blanket to throw over it's back? No? I didn't think so.

*big sigh* Well, I'm off to my goat riding and singing lessons. *mumbles* At least he didn't say I'd have to do the can can on the stinkin' creature's back...The things we queen's gotta do for respect. It's just not right...*grumbles*