for you, just have her gram me direct and we'll cut out the middle-woman, eh?

[Like the lurking Voldemort or Sauron, the burning red eye of Eirene is behind everything - if you hadn't been seduced by her naughty ways, you wouldn't be in this trouble]

The solution is simple: Resign from the Subwormerostrani.

Why do you find this so extraordinarily difficult to do?

NB - Diantha, if you want to impress Con, you must be able to bareback ride a wild goat for at least 3 minutes while singing "Who let the gods out?"