Alright, now that I have time to do this, I’m gonna do it completely! Some of you have invoked the wrath of the Queen of Ancient Worlds, the captain of Ancient Mysteries and your very own, She-Man - Mastress of the Mystriverse! *deflates a bit* Oh, alright, maybe wrath is a bit too strong, but I’m a bit annoyed with what I’ve seen.

1. Gnaeus, (or is it Papa G?), I am thankful for your faith in me, but I really don’t want to practice. Saying that, I do have to admit I’ve always seen myself as a wolf and not a sheep. But, there are time when being a wolf in sheep’s clothing has come in handy. *sob* But, I don’t want to be a good suck-up. You’re killing me here! *stomps foot* Is this an assassination attempt? It must be! I’ll have you know that you’ll have to get through my defenders first (two of whom are here as a matter of fact). Which brings me to number...

2. As maia and Aulus are Defenders of the Realm over at Ancient Mysteries, I must vote for their reinstatement with full benefits. Would asking for raises be too much? I thought so. Well anyway, I vote for them to be welcomed back into the folds of the loving arms of the members of ROSTRA.

3. Maia, hon, a girl can’t have too many titles. Sheesh! What were you thinking? Were you thinking? LOL Good titles are like good jewels: we women just can’t have enough of either! Therefore, I complain of maia! :-P

4. Tobius, dearest, what were you thinking?! Well, it’s obvious what you were thinking and I must say, “Ew!” What I meant by my post was this (you’ll have to follow me here because I’m gonna take you into the depths of my mind - this is not a place for those of you who are easily frightened):
As most of us know, the word “blue” in the English language is not only a word for a color, but for a feeling. When one is feeling “blue”, one is sad. Therefore I offered the use of my pigs (which are only not kosher if you eat them) in order to help with the sadness. I’ve heard reports that pets help with depression, and even help to heal those in hospitals! I did not offer a chicken, as they aren’t cuddly, and the goat is for sacrifice only. Therefore the only viable animal I could offer you for comfort (in a totally platonic way) is the pig. I ain’t about to give up my one and only cow, so forget it! Which brings me to:

5. I have a new demand to our treaty. I would like to keep this “Con” once he delivers the cow. I must admit, I am intrigued...