equally dreadfull in offensiveness (as in, dont read it and then b*tch at me about it's offensive language. ye have been warned)

The One Thing PC Users Can Do That MAC Users Cant

also brought to you by Maddox.

"..[excerpt] I will never own a Mac. It's not so much that I'm a PC loyalist. I'm not. It's that I'm not stylish enough to own one. Most iPod commercials feature guys with long hair, chicks roller skating, and guys wearing fedoras. I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store."