Charges against this dude are total lack of humo[u]r^TM, and indecent exposure trying to get into the Hand to Hand Combat-fields, yelling:
"Look Germanians, no fancy duds anymore, I'm a true warrior now, let me fight all these Shirleys!"

He's locked up in the Queen's Tower Bedroom now, waiting for to be spanked...

Of course he's a magician, so I doubt the cage will hold him, for long. *G*

PS: I do apologize his past, present and future behavior.