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Author: * Varius Cicero -
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Date: Aug 20, 2007 - 01:52
the Queen bellowed, angry both at her childhood nursery rhyme (drilled into her by a maternal aunt when discussing what might happen if the serfs were allowed their freedom) was being sung and that it was being sung by a knight who bedded her maidservent the night before (who in turn taught him all 78 stanzas).
Clean, clean, clean the moat
On my hands and knees
I licked it well, it sure tastes swell
WHAT JOY! A pauper's life for me.
"Alright, your Highness. I won't sing the other 77 stanzas if you smile while I pie you."
Resigned to what could happen if she didn't, the Queen smiled sweetly as a pie landed squarely upon her bosom.
"That was a request from Signor Grande."
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