Take one crust,
take one queen,
and chocolate is a must,
on top you need a bean. (not Mr. Bean!)

When you have the crust,
crumble it to little pieces,
and to be fair and just,
let it be done by the queen's nieces.

Drop them in queen's braids,
The crumbs, not the nieces,
and the choco, melted by the maids,
added into mix [here place an ad by Reese's].

Now here's a spoon,
don't be a buffoon,
eat it before the queen wipes it away,
or before she calls it " a day"

I'm just jesting, a bit...
I really made my pie from real mud,
If you doubt it, just taste it,
or better yet, sit on it, *G*, in your "fancy dud"! (_!_)

After the taunt, Stewie takes a monkey out of her butt, places it (the monkey, not the butt) in front of the Queen, and leaves saying: "He'll do the throwing for me, just you wait... oh, what he'll throw, will rhyme with "nieces" and "Reece's Pieces", so you better get yourself untied fast,
*grins*, bows: (_!_) and leaves the field, before the Queen orders her to be beheaded, again.