he's a thieving drunk looking for a way to fleece you! Ok that sounded insane. Apiladey, I was just digging through all our hilarious Meso and Orient relations posts.. where you came up with a scheme to raise money by milking a dolphin? Then someone stole Bao Bei from the Orient, and it turned out you were going to milk him, turn the milk into cheese and start a cheese industry with Ioannis Nestor!

Nearly pissed myself reading those posts tonight. Thank you old friend, for that and a million other laughs!