After my "boy" defeated Vorenus' "man" twice and brought the lots back from Egypt, gold and gems and all, and after some time more, when he told the Senate and People of Rome, he'd rather go live in the country and grow enormous lettuces, the Senators grew nervous of the thought of having to face yet another 450 years of non-effective Republic and one morning, they decided to go out in the streets armed with small pine trees which they dragged up Palatine Hill and planted right next to his front door posts, knocked on the door and when it opened, they fell on their knees, granting him the name "Augustus" and begging him to stay on as the political leader of the State.

Titus