Who turneda out da lites?

How's a guy sapposed ta do his a job?

Feelin' sumthin crawlin' upa ma leg. I kick ma leg out and look in the general direction of the thing. Asa I do, I see the cooka standing with arms outa stretched.

BINGO, ma man! Perfecta catch! Hows a that for timin ladies?

Speakin a ladies. My eyes drift off in the darkness to the hota tub.

Suds a everywhere, wet wigs, jello shots, ladies grabbin a keys....Mayahem!

GRIN