How about something simple and to the point like this. It reminds you of the AW interface. Unfortunately, black is only available in women's sizes. I guess men don't wear black tees. Where I live they all do. Maybe I could get into one for big girls. The problem with Cafe Press is that the design choices are really limiting. For men you can only get white or light gray and that's it. I have some white ones that my wife gets at tech conferences as freebies, but I only wear them for painting and gardening where nobody can see me. They make feel fat.