fer this wonderful set of Highland Pipes. These craftmen must have been masters at the art of hornpipe construction. Such beautiful materials, handsome woods and finishes, and the bagging cloth and kidskin are beautifully used in the construction. Please forgive me bad manners me Lady. Me wife Coleen said tae be home by six tonight tae have the evening supper or she'd skin me hide fer sure this time. I've been running late all week long it seems.

Well yer right it wouldn't be justice to get such a fine set of pipes and not let 'em sing the minute yae have 'em in yer hands now would it. A fine set of new Highland Pipes should be tried to hear the tuning of the drones and chanter. So let me run the gauntlet of me song tempos and we'll be givin' her a good workout I think. I'll just be sufferin' that skinin' by the Missus I guess. Oh yes me Lady, please put this on me credit and I'll be paying for the lot on the first on the month if that's fine with yae. (as the bag fills with air the drones start to whine. Soon the room is filled with the hum of these mighty Highland Pipes and they quickly reach their voice.)