Greetings my fellow Babylonians!
I, Slezakar Assurbanipal, who catered the extravagant gala affairs of the Pharaohs, now find myself in Babylon as the result of having had my caravan bushwhacked by bandits while i was in route to the Valley of the Kings. I was held captive several months and was released when Prince Delrosh Sha-Pitah ransomed me. I now serve in his employ and he permits me to conduct business on the side. I therefore await any and all inquiries of those who would like for me to cater their parties. I am an expert in all foods, specializing in gourmet and exotic quisines. I currently work out of my house. There is no charge for initial consultation. Come and talk with me.
I remain...Slezakar Assurbanipal, Babylonian Caterer