Hunh? What? Oh, sorry...I was listening to the music. They're giving me that rolling hands sign. Speed it up. So, we'll just jump right to our next award. The nominees for Slowest Attack—Slowest Attack? Is this why you're telling me to speed it up? Okay, the nominees for Slowest Atta—hey, it's on the cue cards. I'm not making this up. The nominees for Slowest Attack by a Monster in a Leading Role are:

• The Golem in "My Hair is Blowing in the Wind and I'm Too Proud to Run After It"
• the entire zombie cast of "Shaun of the Dead"
• Gargoyle in "It Ain't a Matter of Wings, It's a Question of Weight Ratios"
• and the Mummy for "Necropolis Night Fever"