That guy...uh, wolf...lycanthrope has women everywhere. You can tell when you work with a werewolf, you know. There are signs. Like his 5:00 shadow appears around 8:30 in the morning. Or when you sarcastically say "Bite me!" and it nets you 12 stitches. You just know. There's no hiding it anymore. "Severance pay" takes on a whole new meaning.

The nominees for Wildest Performance by a Monster in a Lead Role are:

• Poltergeist in "Spielburg Ain't Sleepin' Tonight"
• The Grim in "Stay Away from My Bones"
• The Black Horse in "Pale Rider"
• and Kveld-Ulf in "Berserker Babies"