"Thank you all very much for this honor. My sisters and I appreciate it very much that the Academy has finally recognized our talents of shapeshifting and mischief making, which are legendary in Japan. I guess the committee didn't want a repeat of what I did to them last year when I lost out to the Oni and the Kappa...such loathesome beasts! And lawyers can be loathesome beasts as well, as some people found out last year when I didn't win..." She puts on an inscrutable smile and poses for the camera, showing off her lovely tail to everyone. Who knows, in a few thousand years, maybe she'll grow a few more!