Welcome to Boollywood Welcome to Celtia's first annual Boollywood Awards Gala! The red carpet is rolled out and the stars are about to arrive. Brace yourselves for the action, the cameras, the glitz and the glam. The monsters are on display tonight and they're wearing their best. Get ready to meet your favourite famous monsters. Just don't bug them. They might eat you. Read the signs. Management cannot be held responsible for their behaviour. Oh, don't worry. This is no shabby affair. You'll not see the likes of down-on-the-heel demons and ne'er do well night crawlers here. (Not that we have anything against things that crawl in the night. I've heard they go well with a good Chianti.) We ARE picky about who crawls in here. *sniff* Tonight at 9:00 p.m., the eight monsters in the limelight will receive awards. They are all big Boollywood stars who have been nominated for their leading roles as "the bad guy" in their world's myths, legends, films, books and TV shows. Kendal Caledonii of Bad TV will be your awards host - if he doesn't get eaten first. I can't speak for anyone else. As far as I'm concerned, they're all here for their own ends: fame, fortune, free food. Some are stars in their own right, while others are merely bit-part actors in B-grade monster movies, bad TV shows and cheesy Broadway productions. Watch out for the B-list monsters. They're obviously jealous and will do anything for recognition. The journalists are quite annoying, especially the paparazzi. The fans are by far the biggest pain in the *cough* foot. They'll do just about anything for an autograph, or to be seen with the stars. They deserve to be fricasseed over a low flame, if you ask me. But who am I? Pardon my manners. Please take your seats. Relax and listen to the music. Help yourselves to the wine and cheese. The show is about to begin. CREDITS Awards Host Kendal Caledonii Graphics Artist Alerissa Nestor Music Director Kendal Caledonii MONSTER BIO WRITERS Rome: Maria Marius Hellas: MacMorna Niafer Egypt: Katlyne MacRoth Mesopotamia: ApilIshtar Etana Celtia: Drokka Caledonii Germania: Aelfwine Scylding The Orient: Shibori Murasaka The Americas: Red Willow MountainSpirit BOOLLYWOOD SPONSORS Official Caterer KallistosAlexandros An Caidreamh Suiri B.A.D. T.V. Caer Uisc Deliver Us From Evil Dún Kaimes Dunscaith Isca Inn Inver Colpa Knockfarrel Yggdrasil