Author: * Titus Pullo Lupus -
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Date: Oct 4, 2006 - 15:06
This is a little ditty about my life. What it's been like and what it's like right now. Nothing interesting, eh? Well, maybe not, but there seem to be people, who would like to know. Why, I dunno, but some people just like this Pullo stuff..So here it is, some army stuff, some drinking, gambling, fighting and ?????? Yay!!
Pullo's Life
by Titus Pullo
This is the life of an infantry bloke,
Titus Pullo of Ancient Rome.
Most wanted soldier in the Infamous XIIIth Legion,
But, dare I say it, hero of it as well.
I saved some skins more than once,
Could have been your skin, too!
I like to fight an honest deal,
Like battles and the stuff.
I know, I tried some other deals as well,
I know, they haven't been all that good.
Damn you, Erastes Fulmen...
Lucius Vorenus, my best friendly foe,
Made me teach him things that I also know.
Besides fighting, I'm a hero of women's beds,
And I'll be damned if that isn't true!
(heheh!)
On my paths, I frolicked along, until
I came across a wagon full of gold (yay!)
And this lovely little girl...
Eirene, I saved her skin from some bad guys
And she became the love of my life...
I like to gamble, drink and stroll around
The cat houses of the Subura,
Yet, it's good to know that I've got
A place now to come home to.
EEEEIIIREEEENEEEE!!!!
That's my life, in service of Caesar,
Mark Antony, Octavian and the lot,
And dedicated to all women...
Especially my Eirene.
She's the one to come home to!
In a few I'll be a dad!
A papa...aaarrgghh!
What will become of me then?
Yet, I feel that it's good to have kiddies
Playing around, little Pullos and Eirenes..
They will be great!
Such is my life. Dull? Naaah! Never!
Maybe you don't, but I'd think you would wish
To lead the life of a Pullo.
B*gger the rest, the Pullos are the best!!!
That's it then, I guess...
Pullo
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