A big, corpulent viking cheers, in a "viking" way, the "poor" Queen.
"Good night to you, your majesty... my Queen... her.... her... her highness?.
Well, anyway, too good for you that I came here. Not only I'm a great drakkar stirismadr, or a great general and the strongest warrior on earth, but I'm also a great medicine man.
Let me show you!- grabbing a barrell full of beer and another of idromele- This is tipical viking medicine! Drink an entire barrell before eating and another after and you will not suffer any pain!
And if it would not works, here is the strongest viking medicine! AHR! AHR! AHR!"
And he starts to caress an enormous viking dane axe.