*to the tune of Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire*

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
(“Hehehe that tickles, hehehe”)
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
(“Ow, wrong end, ya cowboy!”)
Everybody knows some pepper
and a garlic clove
(Achoo!)
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight
And now when Santa sees his tray
(“Ho ho ho ho ho ho”)
There will be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
(“Mmmm…Hey, look at that!”)
And every hungry child is gonna’ spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
So I’m brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let’s hope they get served
many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks; good food

“On that, Mr. Cole, ”
“Yes, sir, Mr. Seville?”
“Would you mind handing me the barbeque sauce?” “ I am starved!”
”Oh,no problem Dave” “You best be havin’ two of those drumsticks, they’re oh-so tiny and there ain’t much meat upon them”
(“What about animal rights, Dave?”)
“Put a sock in it Melvin”
“For years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal ticket..Now I gues you could just say you are my meal!”
“That was a good one, Dave…I always knew you was the funny one in the group!”
“Damn straight!”

Now I am offering some tasty recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I’m not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks
Screw you

“Haha, did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Melllllvvvviiinnn?"
“Why, I’m sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There’s plenty of Thagadore left though…”