If we Horsechick's want Russians We Horsechicks will have Russians! (irrespective of whether or not they actually exist.)
What is this "holding a horsechick to reality" crappola anyway?
Don't you know nuttin? You can't tell a drunken Horsechick anything!
Hells bells! I don't even have to stick my fingers in my ears and sing "lalalaa llalallalalalallalalaaaa" Cuz the fireworks are so dang loud I can't hear you anyway!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAAA".
Tiam Tam Tiamo goes down fast as she gets hit in the head with a flying bottle. No idea where she is, she just hangs onto the glass in her hand and drinks while watching the chaos above.