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Greetings Good Friends and Voters,

Tobius Tullius, Keir Manach, and Jacques Elliott Cruithni are asking for your vote in the up coming elections for Best Tropical Paradise in the "We The People - Survival Of The Fittest Contest". The island nation of Nova Iona is by far the land of the Utopian Dream. A place of gentle winds and silver shores. Of Democracy in action built on the Ideals of freedom for all and malice to none. Our national economy is totally robust to a degree that all who come to our shores will never find need or want. The entire site is rich in the timeless deposits of the Gooney Bird Guano. Our refineries produce a non-polluting fuel from the Guano that provides a national income for all of its' citizens. Come claim you part of this Tropical Paradise. Free Citizen Status is granted with each vote for our fair nation. Voting will start the 29th of April at 6pm AW time. Be sure to bring your friends for the Gooneyest time of your life.

Tobius Tullius, Keir Manach, and Jacques Elliott Cruithni (founding members)