Tiamobury Land of the Westward Winds


In Tiamobury we feel that all people should be given their proper status.


Why live ordinary when you can live Tiamobury!


In Tiamobury the first 1000 voters will automatically, and I if I may say nepotismatically, not only be given citizenship but also given ROYAL STATUS.


Yes that is right .. a Vote for TIAMOBURY is a Vote for your own Wealth and Happiness.

Don’t be caught with your pants down! Move to Tiamobury and move quickly!

A VOTE FOR TIAMOBURY IS A VOTE FOR OWN HAPPINESS (and possibly world domination).

Why just listen to a few of our testimonials:

I have never before experienced such great prosperity and health as I have since I moved to Tiamobury. Once when I was on holiday in an unnamed country, and I was skiing on top of Mount Guanaomanjambo, I fell and broke my Humerus. Both anterior and posterior! No one in the entire country even knew what a Humerus was much less how to fix it. So they sent me to the Famous “Helmans” Clinic in Tiamobury, where the worlds best Doctors are practice the worlds best medicine. Not only were they able to repair my funny bone but they gave me a free copy of “Funny Bloody History” for physical therapy. Tiamobury is the best place on the earth to live!

Signed, Sir Smellsalot


There was a wall of great importance and all I wanted to do was to sit upon it. It was my life long goal but in order to achieve my dreams I had to move to Tiamobury. They were very helpful in helping me emigrate to their land, allowing me to join their society quickly and I was given Royal Status immediately. They even gave me a fruit basket and some horses. I got a few men too! From then on I have been sitting on the famous wall of Tiamobury and have never know such eggstacy. Sure I miss my own land occasionally, even if they were a little cracked. But in Tiamobury its just a little bit better.

Signed, Humpty Dumpty


Come To Tiamobury where you to can be *ROYALTY

Remember; If it’s happening at all, it’s happening in TIAMOBURY!


*First 1000 votes only. Offer void where prohibited by law.


** See these other posts for more details on Tiamobury

Land of the Sun!

Home Sweet Home!

Island Resources!

Land of the Free!

Clothing Optional!

Every 3 Day Drinking!

A few Good Men!

Acceptance Votes!

The Light at the end of the tunnel!

Trade!

See us from space!

We are only Tipsy!



REMEMBER:

IF IT”S HAPPENING AT ALL, IT”S HAPPENING IN TIAMOBURY!

VOTE TEAM 1
TIAMOBURY!