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Author: * Tobius Tullius -
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Date: Apr 29, 2006 - 15:26
Biww of Wights:
1) No Citizen of Nova Iona wiww be discwiminated against fow any
weason wegawding theiw wace, cweed, nationaw owigin, empwoyment
and/ow wewigious choice.
2) Aww Citizens of Nova Iona wiww be tweated faiwwy and humanewy by
aww powice, miwitawy, and/ow couwts of this nation, uh-hah-hah-hah.
3) No pewson of Nova Iona wiww be gwanted favowitism ow ewevation in
powiticaw and/ow empwoyment status above any othew pewson by way of
cwonyism and/ow nepotism.
4) Aww speciaw intewest wobbying by pwofessinaw wobbyist is totawwy
pwohibited. Gwass woot Citizen movement gwoups may wobby theiw
wepwesentatives. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!
5) A Fwat Tax of 0.3% wiww be wevied on aww citizens activewy empwoyed
fow the pwovision of Nationaw Defense, Totaw Nationaw Pubwic and
Individuaw Heawf Cawe, pwovision fow the twuwy Disabwed, De Nationaw
Education of Aww Citizens, De Fuww Empwoyment of aww Abwed Citizens
in accowdance wif theiw abiwities and wimitations, and De pwopew
funding of the Depawtment of Sociaw and Scientific Devewopment.
6) Aww Citizens not convicted in a couwt of waw of Fewonious cwime can wun fow office at age 18 by wight of petition of 5,000 wegitimate signatuwe endowsements of theiw fewwow citizens. Oh, dat scwewy
wabbit!
7) Aww media owganizations wiww awwow aww candidates of Nationaw and Wocaw Ewections eqwaw time "on aiw" fow theiw campaign statements.
Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!
8) One Pewson, One Vote is the Waw of this Wand. No exceptions wiww be
towewated. De voting age stawts at 18 yeaws of age.
The Ionian Pres - Jacques
The Negotiator to the Native Peoples To The East - Keir
The Ionian Social Director - Tobius
VOTE FOR US HERE, starting tonight at 6 PM!
Translation made with The Dialectizer (Dialect: Elmer Fudd)
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