The Democratic Union of Nova Iona

The Ionian President - Jacques

The Negotiator to the Native Peoples To The East - Keir

The Ionian Social Director - Tobius

National flag:

National Anthem:
MA MAW'S A MILL-IONA-IRE
Traditional Street Song

Ma maw's a mill-IONA-ire ( would you believe it )
blue eyes and curly hair
Walkin up and doon the street
Wi' her big banana feet, ma Maw's a mill-IONA-ire.

Ma maw's a mill-IONA-ire ( would you believe it )
blue eyes and curly hair
Sitting among the Eskimos
playing a game o' dominoes, ma Maw's a mill-IONA-ire

Ma maw's a mill-IONA-ire ( would you believe it )
blue eyes and curly hair
Gies the wee society man,
tuppence ha'penny when she can, ma Maw's a mill-IONA-ire

Ma maw's a mill-IONA-ire ( would you believe it )
blue eyes and curly hair
Stoats ma faither aff the wa,
like a wee cahochie baw. ma Maw's a mill-IONA-ire

(http://www.scotsindependent.org/features/singasang/ma_maws_a_millionaire.htm)

National Bird Of State - The Gooney Bird.

Main Economy - Trade of the Giant Gooney Bird guano deposits, Salt for Margaritas and rocks (and rolls).

National Sports - Slalom skiing on the Guano Hills

Environment - Hills of Guano, rocky deserts with Maguey plants (Agave americana, main ingredient to produce Margaritas), groves of lime trees (for margaritas!) and gorgerous sandy beaches. Friendly neighbors, especially in the east?

Dress Tartan:

(O'Keefe family tartan from: http://www.houseoftartan.co.uk/)

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