Author: * Sak Biyaan ShieldJaguar -
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Date: Apr 23, 2006 - 15:23
*slides off the camel sideways and lands in a heap in the sand* Woh...*hic*...those are wild. Hey Acolly, pack a couple of those dogs up so we can bring 'em back home *hic* they should fit in the canoe okay, right? *hic* *gets unsteadily to her feet and looks over to a group of locals murmering among themselves and scratching their heads*
HEY!!!!! *hic* Dudes! Uh yeah...we're the ShieldJaguar twins from *hic* the Americas. You know, the A-M-E-R-I-C-A-S...oh forget it. We're here to build you guys a proper *hic* pyramid type thingie. P-Y-R-A-M-I-D...you know....oh here we go again... Here wait, hey Acolly you got my archy blueprints that I *hic* drew when we were back at the Macaw? Yeah, here we go...*spreads out the cocktail napkins on the ground and points to each drawing*...YOU build THIS. *hic* Yeah, I think they're finally getting the picture Acolly.
*points to the first drawing*
This is a Maya...M-A-Y-A...pyramid temple *hic*...YOU build THIS. This part here *points to the second drawing*
is at the top. *hic* No..no pointy thingie at the top. We put rooms at the top with...uh...tall..uh...thingies on top of them *hic* Yeah got that? Okay *hic* then inside the room you decorate it with these *points to the next two drawings*...this one
goes on this wall *hic* and this one
goes on that wall... Look Acolly, they're catchin' on! *hic* And who said two different cultures couldn't mix? Okay you..*points at who looks to be the foreman*..yeah you, come here *hic*..no, here...yeah..these decorations, make them about this high...*the bewildered foreman looks at Sak in confusion*..you know *hic* up to here *motions to her forehead*
Ah, gimme that phrasebook back Acolly *hic*...let's see..me qedetl, you katizl. Right? *hic* This *points to first drawing* hewhetl..uh..nitlger? Yeah whatever *hic* You get it, right? Yeah okay, go build. We'll be over here with the dogs. *hic* Man it's hot Acolly, but you know *hic* it's a dry heat...gimme another Macaw *hic*
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