*Sak stumbles over to the nearest local* Yes, hello, we're the ShieldJaguar twins from the Americas *hic* Americas. You know, we're from way over there...er..*hic*..thataway I mean. A-M-E-R-I-C-A-S. *hic* Hey Acolly I don't think they speak Maya over here *hic* did you remember the...uh..*snapping fingers*...uh...you know...the um...phrasebook, yeah, phrasebook?

*Sak snatches the phrasebook from Acolly, licks a finger and starts flipping pages* Let's see, uh..here we go...um hoteptl? Er..elm hopetizl? Ah hell, *hic* this ain't workin'. *starts gesturing at the bewildered local* We heard yer missin' a pyramid? *hic* You know, one of those triangular type of thingies *hic* You can't understand a word I'm sayin' can you? *hic* Okay look *points to the sand and starts drawing a triangle* A P-Y-R-A-M-I-D. Yeah, yeah..one of those thingies. *hic*

*the poor Egyptian local points to a distant location and slowly backs away from the strange foreigners* Thataway, huh? Yeah, thanks dude. *hic* Here, have a Blue Macaw - consider it a gift from your Americas friends. *hic* No, here, it's safe, I promise you...no wait *hic*...ah hell Acolly, he ran away.

Okay then, come on - grab those cases of Macaws and let's get to trekkin', we're *hic* runnin' outta time