I be Mad Malachus - roustabout, clown, acrobat and singer of amusing songs in Prof. Henbane's Midnight Carnival. I'm also the Professor's personal assistant. For half a crown you can feast your eyes on the most astonishing and unnatural wonders of this world and beyond - preternatural freaks, the living dead, doppelgangers and fetches, exotic elixirs, shrunken heads, reptilian maneaters, eight-legged monsters, and miracles beyond your wildest dreams!

(And for tuppence extra I'll let ya take a peek what Prof. Henbane won't show the other customers!)