Not too much of it, though. The last time I drank Kash, I stood on my head, picked up a fight and got kicked out, but not for life!! Titus Pullo is back!

I was directed here by my new employer, Mrs./Lady/Her Honor Caileadair Etana....She is just too much! What a woman! She adopted me as her favorite pleb and now I work for her. She can make me do anything and the honor will be all mine! And to the Thirteenth Legion, my home base.

(Takes in some Kash, puts own amphora of Falernum on the table)

So! Lady Cail has also ordered me to write a poem in her honor....Right! Posca, are you ready for this?

I was just struttin' along

The paths of my silly, hideous life,

Then Lady Caileadair came along

And the sun shone...

Almost like the Gyppo Princess,

She filled my day with glee.

Here's a bowl of Kash! Here's to Lady Caileadair!

She's the sun, the moon and the goddess...

She commands and I am at her service!

Legionary Titus Pullo reporting for duty, ma'am.