Well, it was Christmas a couple of years ago before my husband and i got married, and everyone gathered together at my in-law's home to open gifts. My husband was about the last one to open his gift. My mother in law was always anxious for us to have kids. We wanted to wait until we had been married, and stable financially, preferably with a house. She gave my husband and me a 12 pack of condoms that she had punctured with a very large needle. My husband almost killed me because I was laughing so hard - both at my husband's face when he unwrapped the present (in front of his mom and discovered the gift was condoms), and then about 1/2 hour later, when he opened them up figuring it was a joke (and something else was inside), only to discover the very large hole in all the wrappers. My husband had always thought his mom a Saint until then.