The Villa
Baiae
Italia
World
Universe


Dear Saturn,

Er . . . I'm not sure we've been properly introduced. My name is Heraklia Aelius, and I am a Chief Cook and Bottle Washer at this place called AncientWorlds. Well, I know, it's a very small place, but I'm told you're open to requests from anywhere, so here goes! And - you don't have one of those 'naughty and nice' lists, right? I understand that, for the ancients, it was more like a quid pro quo. So I promise I will keep a picture of you from now on at my domus, and sacrifice one small, plump, juicy AW newbie to you each month, if you'll grant my request!

What I would like for Saturnalia

1. A never-fading wreath of Mistletoe, designed to attract only wealthy Senators who look like Colin Farrell and love discussing philosophy;

2. The ability to wave my wand and make all AW bugs disappear;

3. A beautiful domus. *sob* I look at Tom Holland's palatial residence and at mine, and realize that I have about as much taste as Paris Hilton. What I wouldn't give for a makeover!

4. A way to thank all my friends throughout the year without dropping yet another amphora of Falernian at their doorsteps. Give me some good holiday ideas, O Saturn!

Yours Humbly but Hopefully (and eying a newbie who's just appeared on the CommPanel and is fairly plump)

Heraklia