I knows dat dere crunk beeatch mabejes caleem mah beeeeuuutttefffful Gitte Goldilocks, and nows youalls wants dat shorty sheet ta fly, but aww lookit dat. She will Clock you, man. She gots eights a whats youalls got two, aiight? She alls funky anat.

Its alss becusadat Strat dude, e be spookin up dah place depressin an all dat.

Don't be doin' dat ganstah shorty shetanalls Gitte. Les jes hit mah limo an getcha fitted faw sum new Egyptean BLING BLING dats height, aiight?