With apologies to all who have patiently waited, the judges have finally tallied their results for the Wet T-unic Contest.

A heartfelt thank you to all participants- Your talents and charms were not only appreciated by this judge, but the entire staff and audience of this dripping esteemed competition. Every entrant brought their own brand of beauty, allure and finesse to the stage.

With that in mind, and in realizing some never actually made it to the stage but performed nonetheless, we have created the following three awards, in addition to those which shall be given to our Bronze, Silver and Gold Cup(ped) winners.

For wrapping up several points in historical accuracy, and managing to dress to the nines for our competition, after falling off the Khufu pyramid, the Mummy Mea award is hereby bestowed upon Cornellia Cornelius.

For tying up the loose ends, his choice of t-unic to be wetted (a histro-ically correct papyrus straight jacket) and for exceptional skill in surgical alteration-- exhibiting a quantity of quality body parts never before thought possible, the Sopping Surgeon award is hereby bestowed upon Tobius Tullius.

And for completing a task normally assigned to hundreds of workers-- the erection of a commemorative obelisk of monumental proportions-- single-handedly, the Vellicating Venus award is hereby bestowed upon the vampy, vivacious, always wet and voluptuous Voluptua Amytas. Esto Perpetua!

Our sincere thanks to these performers (some who were not officially entered, but gave us a rise anyway), and the rest, who entertained us with such ardor and proficiency.

So-- without further ado, we proudly present to AncientWorlds, the Bronze, Silver and Gold Cup(ped) winners of our Egyptian Gold Launch Wet T-unic Contest.

Drumroll please.