Because she ain't never looked so good and it ain't never felt so right.

Right Cail?

I'm amazed all this fuss over contests and who wins them. Honestly, people... I'm just amazed and sort of at a loss for words.

That never happens to you, does it? You are never at a loss for words or nothin. Me neither. Hey, you and me are alike. I think we should hook up in London.

*Slashing sound and Jack the Ripper music*

Even in this day and age, where all people are skepticle of the internet and anything new, one still has to be carefull.

*WORD OF ADVICE* Do not Trust anyone.

People on the internet are crazy. There was a woman somewhere who found an internet pal, and tracked her down cut out her unborn baby.

*WATCH IT*