Thidrek Amaligg has been following the making of "(insert name of random famous historical character)" since it was just a rumour on the Internet. He has posted on all forums and newsgroups, written to all magazines, he even belongs to a weird site called "Ancient Places" or something like that. Not that he cares too much about history, but he wants to learn pick-up lines in Gothic to use on girls. Maybe he would have better luck if he went out now and then to get some sun...

He just loves to show up at movie openings and strut his handmade mail hauberk, his authentic Andùril(tm) replica and his personalized set of Magic(tm) cards. He's been to them all: "Gladiator", "Troy", "King Arthur", "Alexander", the LOTR trilogy... it's all the same! Guys like him, who drink up everything, are the bane of people like Dr. Scylding!

Through a friend of a friend of a friend, he has managed to crash the producer's party. He's all excited at the thought of what he will write that same night on his newsgroups... even if it should be something terrible!


(I hope no Magic player or owner of hauberks or replica swords will get offended! I mainly based the above description on the dark side of myself. :D)