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Author: * Aelfwine Scylding -
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Date: Feb 9, 2005 - 18:06
Dr. Aelfwine Scylding is (was) the historical consultant for the murdered producer's blockbuster movie, "(insert name of random famous historical character)". A strapping young fellow, he has gained early fame in academic circles with a series of paper about "The Relevance of Cheese in Ancient Warfare".
Thinking that Dr. Scylding's studies were somewhat significant for his movie, the producer hired him, discovering, as a bonus, that he could keep him happy with a warm meal each day.
Enthusiastic about putting his expertise to good use and spreading the knowledge of his favourite historical period, Dr. Scylding slammed his nose on the producer's greed and lack of scruples. More often than not he could be found on the set waving his notes and screaming: "No, it's not historically believable if you make him a woman to appeal to female audiences!" "No, you won't be philologically correct if you have him be Queen Elizabeth I's lesbian lover, they didn't even live in the same century!"
On the last day that he worked on the movie, Dr. Scylding was seen storming out of the set, yelling "Do what you want, and if you still need to know something about (insert name of random famous historical character), go ask him PERSONALLY!"
It was also the last day of the producer's life...
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