The goatling has been chosen based only upon his qualifications. We here in Athens are Equal Opportunity Consumers. Remember all of you goatlings who weren’t chosen, it is honor just being nominated. All of our runner-ups shall receive a lovely parting gift.


The envelope please

*drum roll*

And the winner is.....goatling number 1!

Does the selected goatling have a speech prepared?

*Spotlight brightly shines on the prized goat.....*

*The goatling gives the look of a frightened goatling caught in the chariot lights. The audience grows quiet. *

Goatling says: "Bleat"

*Standing ovation by the audience. Loud applause. *


No conestants here walk away empty handed. The runner-ups have been fabulous contestants.

Well Skip tell them what they won.....


The runner-ups shall receive an all expenses paid trip to see Jot and Decimus, where they shall be offered as a living sacrifice by the Athenian people to the benevolent gods.

The goats shall stay in the plush green pasture of the Ancient Worlds, the finest place the World-Wide-Web has to offer. During their stay there they will have all the luscious, green grass they can eat. Enjoy your trip kids!