JoJo Fights BACK For His Right To Party!

Author: * Menes Mentuhotep - 3 Posts on this thread out of 54 Posts sitewide.
Date: Dec 6, 2004 - 00:43

JoJo Fights BACK For His Right To Party!

Babylon (AP) - AW Demi, jojo Nebuchadnezzar, member of the snooty-tooty Babylonian upper echelon here at Ancient Worlds arrived at the Patetis courtroom this morning with his mooch of a lawyer, Apiladey ApilSin. They then filed a defamation suit against BACK (Babylonians Against Corporate Kash). Jojo, Apiladey, Leah Enkidu, Caileadair Etana, and other high-ranking Babylonian officials are accused by BACK of regarding the infamous Kash Bowl as their sole property. Against the wishes of BACK and others, they are claiming ownership. This has angered BACK, which has led to several pillow fights between BACK supporters and low-level jojo operatives at the Kash Bowl and surrounding streets in recent weeks. Apiladey used a recent quote from BACK president, Marduk Hammurabi, to illustrate just how much the leaders of Mesopotamia have been vilified. Apiladey showed that BACK president, Marduk Hammurabi, stated in the November issue of Kash Fancy that, “These so-called leaders are running around the streets acting like they own the damn place, throwing buckets of kash into innocent women and children’s faces, laughing as they go…well the party is over, jojo, and I will not stop until the kash is back in the people’s hands. Ownership! Last time I checked, I didn’t see a “JOJO and his merry band of NINNY HAMMERS - owners and operators” sign outside of the Bowl. BACK is back and we are on the attack!” Apiladey announced that jojo and his group are seeking seven pears and a pocket full of shells as restitution for the negative press and pillow fights. Marduk Hammurabi, could not be reached at press time. Calls to the BACK offices were not answered.