Vashti patrolled the aisle, making sure seat belts were fastened and tray tables had been returned to their upright position.

"Ladies and gentlemen," she intoned, "please ensure that all personal items are securely stowed in the overhead bins."

"Once the Bullet is in motion, please remain in your seats with the seat belt buckled."

"As soon as we've reach cruising speed, the camel driver will turn off the seatbelt sign and you will be free to move about the cabin."

"And don't feed the camels."