I am writing and begging you French printing companies to look at my book about "Conans and Elvis meet in Vegas" * paraphasing Anton

Naturally, I do not expect any answer from you and to be sure I will abstain from putting a stamped envelope with this letter.
This way I won't have to give my address away.

I salute you.

Signed:
Nope you won't get me on this one either. You really think I'm stupid do you?

That's it. I'll let you know if I get famous with this kind of bulls..t. I've seen much worse.
But they'll have to find me first..

" Anton my son! What you need is a real agent to promote your outstanding book that nobody can find or the author. As a top flight agent in the industry who is known to rep such outstanding and brilliant authors like Holyman and other assorted dead beats. I am willing to take you on as a client, but first we need to clean up your begging ability to HO yourself out to these book companies. The art to getting a book on the market is not what you think it is by your example of that letter. Rule one, to get a book out on the market takes money and time with the right people. I have the perfect method to promote your book since I learn how the ancient Romans did it for their book of month club in the Senate. It is very simple! We find the weak points of the scribes and their inside associates at the forum. Some of these methods are winners...Pay Attention Son!!!! Don't dose off on me again!!!!!!!!! The methods are...paying hard gold coins unmark without Ceasar pic on them in silk purple bags, loading up a Chariot full of Roman Ho's and dropping them off at their villa in the middle of the nite, with note attached saying " Party on for the book of the month", and for the real sinners of the Romans, little greek boys bought in by goats from Gaul and Germania to please these scribes. Now do you get the pic on how to make it work? Contact me and a stamp is enclosed, The world awaits another loser book that will outdo slick's willies."

Yrs, slippy Great Con, references on request only