Here's a passage from Ulysses:

"Mr Bloom watched curiously, kindly, the lithe black form. Clean to see: the gloss of her sleek hide, the white button under the butt of her tail, the green flashing eyes. He bent down to her, his hands on his...[sorry, can't publish all of it - it IS a pornographic novel, you know - at least the judge got that much right]"

This is obviously referring to a specific incident in the Odyssey. Your job Vort, if you choose to accept it, is to work out which, what, why, with who, how often, and did it hurt?