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    The Kash Bowl (5245 posts)
    Social Thread 12 Featured July 16 , 2008

    A place for weary warriors, artisans and others to refresh themselves. In back of the main room is a courtyard with a fountain, trees for shade. Cool off in the new public baths! Come enjoy yourselves and relax. All are welcome. ...
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    Unenviable Embarrassment
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    Author: * Addisonius Furius - 13 Posts on this thread out of 32 Posts sitewide.
    Date: Apr 27, 2004 - 12:01

    Addisonius noted the sudden draft first, although the kitchen had become quite warm thanks to the cooking of the bird. He looked down and noted with sudden horror that, in the course of the battle, the ostrich had indeed nipped away and almost choked upon the tattered remains of his clothing. He was, as Tomi had noted, completely naked. This was quite embarrassing.

    "Um, oh," he began, stammering recklessly as he edged away towards the drapery. "Look, er, do you think you could lend me a hand - someone? It appears that the confounded and, thankfully, recently executed ostrich has devoured what remained of my costume. I am thus indecently exposed, as you can see. Stop looking at me. Anyway, I'm in need of some assistance over here in regards to clothing. I am a man of means, and therefore can provide monetary rewards to those who...oh...hey...these drapes are transparent, aren't they? Blast..."

    He thus scuttled across the room in search of a table to hide under.

    "Pass me a plate of ostrich if you would, while my faithful servant Nausaebundus rides out to scour the countryside for a new suit. And thanks for the kash, Tomilcar."


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