I'll also toast Cail on her recent appointment. Congratulations!

Besides, while it takes skill and cunning to ride the nimble ostrich, it is even more impressive to grab him by the gullet and hurl him out the door as I have seen her do.

(drinks to Cail's health)

And what about this Lalika person? The one with the big lump on her head?

Nausaebundus, what have you learned from your expert examination?

Yes, yes, I already knew that she'd conked herself on the head. The problem was how best to revive her.

Pour kash over face, eh?

(splash)

Nothing, Nausaebundus. You are a failure. Go play with the ostriches.

(lugs Lalika over shoulder and takes her to her chair, whereupon he uses old fashion methods - continually patting her hand and that sort of thing...slowly, but surely, the old eyelids begin to flutter)